Note: Last week's ranking in parentheses
| Rank, Team | The skinny |
| 1. Arizona Diamondbacks (1) | Webb appears impenetrable. |
| 2. Chicago Cubs (8) | Edmonds in, uh, interesting situation. |
| 3. Tampa Bay Rays (9) | That's right -- the first-place Rays! |
| 4. Florida Marlins (6) | An all-Florida World Series? |
| 5. Boston Red Sox (2) | Lost leads a bit puzzling. |
| 6. Los Angeles Angels (4) | Lackey impressive in return. |
| 7. Philadelphia Phillies (7) | What's up with Myers? |
| 8. Houston Astros (16) | Berkman's May is ridiculous! |
| 9. Oakland Athletics (5) | Ran into Armfest at Progressive. |
| 10. St. Louis Cardinals (3) | Closer job up for grabs. |
| 11. Cleveland Indians (17) | Cabrera is a triple threat. |
| 12. Baltimore Orioles (15) | Sherill seems a sure thing. |
| 13. Los Angeles Dodgers (11) | A. Jones is "embarrassed." |
| 14. Atlanta Braves (12) | C. Jones is not. |
| 15. New York Mets (10) | Going to Church is a good thing. |
| 16. Minnesota Twins (14) | Hernandez always gives them a chance. |
| 17. Chicago White Sox (19) | Buehrle has been unre-Mark-able. |
| 18. New York Yankees (13) | Goose cooks Chamberlain. |
| 19. Toronto Blue Jays (20) | Halladay loves facing Twins. |
| 20. Pirates (24) | Scoring in the rain ... just scoring in the rain. |
| 21. Milwaukee Brewers (18) | Braun given beefy contract. |
| 22. Kansas City Royals (22) | Know how to tame Tigers. |
| 23. Texas Rangers (25) | Hamilton is not Joshing. |
| 24. Cincinnati Reds (28) | Arroyo digging out of ditch. |
| 25. Washington Nationals (26) | Neat return for Bergmann. |
| 26. Detroit Tigers (21) | Leyland: "I'm confused." |
| 27. San Francisco Giants (29) | Vizquel's presence a pick-me-up. |
| 28. Seattle Mariners (23) | Washburn was in unfamiliar spot. |
| 29. Colorado Rockies (27) | Missed chance against Diamondbacks. |
| 30. San Diego Padres (30) | How much can Estes help? |