Stacy Innerst is the artist. You are the caption writer.

Send up to three entries to page2@post-gazette.com or mail to: Caption Contest, Portfolio, PG, 34 Blvd. of the Allies, Pittsburgh, PA 15222.

Please include your address and neighborhood. Deadline: Sept. 15. The winners, published here in two weeks, receive a portable device to keep the rain off your head.

First Place
Neighbors say the wife caught him with some cupcake last night.
Diane Zimmerman, Baldwin Borough

Second Place
"Oh yeah ... one more thing ... I'll need a list of everyone fired from Eat'n Park in the last three months."
Tom Booth, McCandless

Third Place
"This looks like a mob hit, Sarge. He's been professionally iced, and none of his dough is missing."
Judy Moss, Mt. Lebanon